Maybe we should call him Uncle Fun?

Uncle Fun? I don't know what to call him since "Uncle Dennis" seems to make Little Fascist quiver with fear. However, since the beloved Auntie moved, Uncle Dennis is our only remaining babysitter. Tonight being the first time in the history of our relationship that both me and Skabby have plans, but not together and WITHOUT Little Fascist, we are left in need of a sitter. Being the mean mommy that I am, I am going to go out and enjoy the company of other mean mommies while LF screams his four year old head off at home. I will do so with minimal guilt, and yet still answer the phone if he calls me. I am a mean mommy, but I don't want to be the meanest mommy.